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mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

acedamian:

queerionthewitch:

i like crossovers but i really like the idea of dc and marvel being fictional in eachothers worlds like the teen titans are gonna go see the avengers at the movies tomorrow on their day out and then beast boys gonna do his best hulk impression all day meanwhile a universe over the young avengers are passing around the lastest batman issue and arguing about who could take batman in a fight

i love this too it is my Headcanon

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

cacatuasulphureacitrinocristata:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

dampsandwich:

I would take a bullet for me

stability:

avoiding responsibilities like

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beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

deanwearspinksatinpanties:

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

its a knife holder

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