GS

edsheeran:

Ed Sheeran is Annie

X

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

smackintyre:

the-troyler-phan:

turklet:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

Weig waters

Peving

shesavulgarwoman:

nephilim-swansong:

release—the-bats:

ashleyswagner:

olddcassettes:

palianaha:

Home???

What I wouldn’t give…

Yes

fuk

I want this, with a barn that’s just as gorgeous. 

Fuuuuuuuuck. Imagine the barn!!!

blurrypicturesofmikewazowski:

holy fuck 

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

definited:

i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash

nosdrinker:

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

beloved-raven:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

Omg!! I don’t know which is funnier, the joke or the people that don’t get it!!

mylifeaskriz:

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

OH MY GOODNESS