hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later
Low fat yo
is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg
fat free yort
What I wouldn’t give…
I want this, with a barn that’s just as gorgeous.
Fuuuuuuuuck. Imagine the barn!!!
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
Those are some hot buns
My Anaconda Don’t
i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash
either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Omg!! I don’t know which is funnier, the joke or the people that don’t get it!!